What about a "Jokes" thread? - I will start.

[DannyC]

 

[stormbird]

Considered a ' suitable ' card for my birthday ?

Let's face it .....
I wouldn't be seen dead with a bike like that ....

regards Paul

 

[Hugh]

How do you cook an alligator..... In a Crock Pot. I'll see myself out.

 

[DannyC]

 

[Ronald]

On a recent trek, Jack and Jill have just climbed one of the steepest longest hills on their DIY tandem trike.

"Phew, that was a tough climb," said Jill, leaning over, breathing hard. "That climb was so hard, and we were going so slow, I thought we were never going to make it."

"Yeah, good thing I kept the brakes on," said Jack, "or we'd have slid all the way back down!"

After living in Thamesville, I recognize a good Canadian joke.Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

 

[Hugh]

Why aren't koalas considered to be bears - they don't have the koalifications!