Buddy Hacket was referenced as being the originator of a Neil Armstrong story. Johnny Carson regarded Buddy Hacket as the funniest man alive. He looked funny; he talked funny; he walked funny; heck, even his name was funny. Mr. Hacket claimed the following was the "cleanest" story he knew.
One day a woman went into a dentist's office complaining of a toothache. After the X-rays came back, the dentist informed her she was going to need a root canal.
"Not a root canal!" the woman cried, "I'd rather have anything than a root canal! Why I'd rather make a baby than have a root canal!"
"Well, which will it be, lady?" asked the dentist. "I have to adjust the chair."
One day a woman went into a dentist's office complaining of a toothache. After the X-rays came back, the dentist informed her she was going to need a root canal.
"Not a root canal!" the woman cried, "I'd rather have anything than a root canal! Why I'd rather make a baby than have a root canal!"
"Well, which will it be, lady?" asked the dentist. "I have to adjust the chair."